Nice to Amit You!
So uh… *awkwardly long pause* ..hey.
I can’t believe I haven’t updated since last July. A frickin’ year.. how much fail is that? Wanna know what else is super-fail? My simming ability – not like they were great to begin with, mind you. Still, I have managed to get caught up on expansions for the most part.. but I haven’t actually –played– them, and it’s been so long since I played last that.. I think I forgot how. So.. while the rest of you out there are probably bored with all the new stuff.. I’ll just now be discovering it and acting like a super-noob. Sounds fun, right?
So, the Derps.
I managed to miss a small chunk of playing time between last update and this one.. I think I deleted the wrong screenshots folder or something. Don’t worry though, it’s not much. Basically it was just Chroma being really boring and painting, doing more painting, getting painting to 10, and finishing ALL the painting challenges. Oh, and there’s a hotdog in her hallway now.. *eyebrow waggle*
Meet Chroma’s new live-in hotdog boyfriend. His number one quality.. is that he is not related by blood to Chroma (like the rest of the town, omfg) Ok, fine, he’s also adorable and has funny traits. I likes him, I does!
Some Fun facts about Amit:
-He’s a vampire whose favorite food is Vegetarian Fish & Chips.
-His lifetime wish is to be a Creature-Robot Cross Breeder and he’s already 3/9 down the Science track, so he might even be able to finish it on his own! (Haha, yea right!)
-He is the great-grandson of Gargantua and Geobe’s simselves.
His immediate family looks like this:
Now that he’s living in the house, he is, of course, on his own… he seems to be fitting in ok though:
He enjoys his Vegetarian Fish & Chip flavored soy-plasma just like any other completely normal vampire.
He bonds with his girlfriend over their shared lack of vampire fangs.
Chroma: “You don’t have fangs either! I thought I was the only one!”
Amit: “No way! I thought –I– was the only one! It is truly meant to be, my fangless dove of wonderlumps!”
Chroma: “Doves don’t have fa..”
Amit: “Shh my love-nugget. It’s all in your pantaloons.”
Deep down, he knows who’s boss.
Chroma: He’s crazy .. but.. I LOVE THIS MAN.
I do too Chroma, I do too.
They do a lot of this.
Chroma: “Amit dear.. next time will you PLEASE brush your teeth after you eat that fish & chips flavored plasma?”
Amit: “D’oh! Sorry my little fudge-weasle!”
Dobby: Hey guys, you know I still exist right? Right? Guys? HELLO?!
And thus we conclude ‘what’s left in my screenshots folder from a year ago’ portion of today’s post and enter into the next phase: hours of fiddling with updates, removing CC and repeating said processes until the game will boot up again.
Finally, I was able to load up my game again.. it’s been a year since I’ve seen you guys, what are you up to?!
Amit: That’s weird.. I don’t remember having an elbow there before..
Uh.. well, it seems Amit is busy standing around finding his ‘new’ old body parts behind the science building.. so let’s look in on Chroma..
Chroma: I’ve been wanting to wash that disgusting cat for as long as I can remember, maybe even longer than wanting to go to Al Simhara.. and now he’s riiight where I want him..
Man.. no wonder I quit playing for so long. You guys are totally dull.
Chroma: “Oh Dobbikins… want to do something really fun?”
Dobby: Oh boy, I love fun things!
Chroma: “That’s right.. good kitty, now let’s just go over here by the tub and..”
Dobby: Tub..? Wait-a-sec..
Dobby: OH HELL NO. *Scratch-fight-HISS*
Chroma: “Argh! BAD KITTY!”
Well.. looks like that wish isn’t getting fulfilled anytime soon, and here I thought it was going to be an easy one. Oh yea.. and I lost Chroma’s old hairdo during the great CC purge, maybe I’ll find it again and add it later.. but probably not.
After hanging out behind the science center and reading ‘Where’s Bella’ from cover to cover, Amit found a bicycle and started for home on his own.. which, is a small victory worth mentioning since this is still an ISBI after all.
Amit: “Faster Prancer! We must flee before the ravenous fire-ant people of Monolonokoiikhi descend upon us in their terrible clicking, mandible gnashing fury! I can hear them closing in!”
I.. kinda missed having an insane sim in the family. The last one was Justus I think, wasn’t it?
Moments later, a yeti appeared on the porch, proclaiming its love for Chroma.
Charlie the Yeti: “I know you’re in there my sweet little fur-less angel! I’ve been watching your house from the bushes all day and can stand it no longer.. I must have you!”
Charlie the Yeti: “Chrommmmaaaaaaa…”
Charlie the Yeti: “I have brought you the traditional marriage pail of my people, with the many shiny things I have gathered in the forest over my lifetime. It is bound in knot work woven from my very own armpit hairs. Please accept it and in doing so, tie an armpit-hair knot of life with me.. become my yeti-bride.”
Amit: “Chroma! There a yeti on the front porch with a pail full of old condom wrappers! You’ve got to see this! Come look!”
Charile The Seething Yeti: “You will rue the day you invaded the inner sanctum of my betrothed, puny manling. Mark my words.”
Chroma: “Honey, I know your mind works on a different level.. but seriously.. a yeti? I don’t see anything out there but a pail full of condom wrappers and tin foil bits.”
Amit: “I know what I saw Chroma. It was definitely a yeti.”
Chroma: “Oh Amit, if you say you saw it, I believe you.”
Amit: “I can’t wait to tell you about the escape Prancer and I made from the fire-ant people today!”
Chroma: “Oh my sweet wet-suit wearing love, for now, I have a much better idea..”
Amit: “You always have the best ideas.”
Amit: “..but.. you’re still going to let me tell you about the fire-ant people right? They were really horrifying!”
Chroma: “You can tell me all about it upstairs.. in bed.”
Photo-of-1st-Cousin-Once-Removed-Cordell: I’ll tell you what’s horrifying .. having to watch these two suck face all night. Now THAT is horrifying.
Amit: “Right-o then.. to the upstairs place!”
Chroma: “Honey.. the idea is to wear less clothing for this.. not add more layers.”
Amit: “So says you.. this adds more mystery. Plus, my neck was cold.”
D-Boy: Aww yeah, looks like I’m just in time for the show!
Amit: “First, let me just make sure the bed is safe. Sometimes they vibrate you know.. poltergeists and leprechauns mostly, but you can get the occasional frumplgidget in there too.”
Amit: “Nope, nobody under there.. now to check your side..”
D-Boy: OMFG GET ON WITH IT ALREADY YOU CRAZY PLASMA-SUCKING DOUCHE!
D-Boy: Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about..
D-Boy: Oh.. sonova.. HEY! I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING WHEN YOU’RE UNDER THERE!
Chroma: “Weird.. I could have sworn I just heard some kind of chiming sound coming from in here..”
Amit: “Likely it is the sound of my awesome sun god powers ringing in your ears.”
Chroma: “When did you even change into that get-up?”
Amit: “Like I said, it’s all about adding mystery.”
To Be Continued… (hopefully sooner than before July of 2014)
Total Points: +145-ish according to the last post I made.